Jedward go to the movies!

Funny story written by Neil J

Monday, 8 November 2010

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The clever one in the family

I can confirm rumours today that John and Edward Grimes are to go into movies and have won the title roles in a remake of the movie Dumb and Dumber.

"We start filming next week in Ireland" a movie source said "We have to iron out a few problems with Jedward - like which one should play Dumb and which one Dumber. Its a difficult one"

I caught up with the boys earlier and asked if they were excited about their new careers and what they thought of the film ?

John - "Yes we love dat film ,we watch it every xmas at home"

Edward - "We especially love dat bit in de circus where he learns to fly with his ears"

They then start singing their own version o f"When I see an Elephant Fly"

I then asked if they were honoured to be chosen to star in the remake of a much loved comedy classic and follow in the footsteps of the great comic actors Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels?

They both looked at me with a dazed expression as they thought about the question.

Then John replied "Look at me I've got spikey hair like Vanilla Ice"

Edward then added "Who you gonna call"

Both together "Ghostbusterssss!!"

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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