Cyndi Lauper Claims Not Having Money Changes Everything Too

Funny story written by Charpa93

Monday, 8 November 2010

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Brother, Can You Spare a Dime?

Thank goodness for the kind nature of good-intentioned celebrities without whom we would be wandering in a sea of confusion. Cyndi Lauper is one of the rare celebrities who tells it like it is. Her hit single "Money Changes Everything" was about how money can change relationships. Now, with the world in an economic downturn, Lauper claims "Not having money changes everything too."

When we can't make sense out of what the world is going through, we need celebrities like Lauper and others to make such profound statements. Let's think about it for a minute. Not having money changes everything. Seriously. Not having money means you can't buy things does it not?

Yes, having someone of Lauper's stature take time out from her busy schedule to remind us of the things that may not strike us as fact, i.e. not having money changes everything, helps us to realize that without celebrities on hand to espouse such truths, we would otherwise never have the common sense to figure them out on our own.

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