Patsy Kensit Has Reportedly Stated That She Would Love To Marry Kylie Minogue

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Saturday, 6 November 2010


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Patsy Kensit shown in bed with either her second or fourth husband.

LONDON - Patsy Kensit who starred in Lethal Weapon 2, Blame It On The Bellboy, and Godzilla Vs. Great Britain confided to a reporter for The Manchester Morning Manc that she finds Kylie Minogue to be a very physically attractive woman.

Patsy, who at 42, is the same age as Kylie said that ever since she first heard Minogue sing her song "The Locomotion" in 1988, that she really and truly felt as if Kylie was singing it to her and only to her.

Kensit has been married four times and she wanted to stress that although she does not have any lesbianite feelings for Kylie, that she does entertain the thought of simply lying in bed next to her and just sensuously caressing her knees, but in a non-gay way of course.

When Kylie was told about Patsy's feelings towards her she simply giggled and said that a lot of women have told her that they feel exactly like Patsy does towards her.

Minogue then stated that she is thrilled, flattered, and honored that both men and women find her physically desirable and sexually attractive.

Kylie surprising added that although she has never been married that she does find Patsy to be somewhat pretty with long, gorgeous looking legs that any man would love to touch from her ankles up to her calves, to her knees, up to her thighs, and culminating for the time being at the edge of her crotch region.

Each one of Patsy's four husbands have each been musicians of Irish descent. She reportedly confided to Simon Cowell that she would like to next, perhaps want to try her luck with an Australian singer...such as Kylie Minogue?

In a related story. Kylie has stated that there is no truth to the rumor that Patsy actually got down on one knee at a Lower The Drawbridge Fish and Chips Eatery in South Kensington and proposed marriage to her.

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