In another X Factor exclusive we can reveal that Irish "diva" Mary Byrne will leave her checkout job at Tesco's to become the new member of Girls Aloud when she leaves the competition.
"With Cheryl's busy schedule and Nadine's reluctance to be in the group we have a very large gap to fill and who else would be better than Mary!" said an excitable Louis Walsh .
"It's a done deal with Tescos, Mary and the rest of the girls will be exclusively wearing their designer F&F range on stage" he added.
"They always have my size in stock so it will be great when we go on tour " said a very excited Mary.
The other girls - Kimberley, Sarah and the Ginger one are said to be delighted and cant wait to visit Tesco Extra to pick out their new outfits .
"This is fantastic! I never thought i could come up with another way of exploiting the X Factor and the British public but ive managed it " said another very smug X Factor Judge as he was putting his Tesco carrier bags full of cash into the boot of his Rolls Royce Phantom .
