Adam Lambert & Clay Aiken Discovered In The Sack Together!

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Sunday, 31 October 2010

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Brian Foreman, special friend of glitter singer Adam Lambert, threw a fit after finding Lambert in 'The Sack' together after Lambert called him to cancel their going to another restaurant together.

"We had both our bouncers ready with all the yelling", stated The Sack owner, Hilliard Grappling. "But they soon settled down and the rest of our guests looked like they had enjoyed the show. Shows you never know what people will do."

Foreman had asked Lambert what he was doing there if he wasn't feeling well enough to go out and have a meal and some drinks.

"I didn't feel well when you called. I called back but you had already left."

"Not true. Not true. I was home until about 15 minutes ago."

"Well I had called Aiken and left by then."

"Nothing going on here but some food and drink", stated Aiken. "Why not join us?"

"But Adam's not making sense about those calls."

"I was sick. No wonder I wasn't making sense...probably a high fever."

"Then maybe I should leave, Adam", stated Aiken. "I don't want to catch anything before my recording session."

"Well I don't want to be sick. Come on Aiken", stated Foreman.

After both left, our source told us that Lambert ordered another drink and muttered, "Now I AM sick!"

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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