Taylor Lautner Gets Out Restraining Order To Keep Adam Lambert Away!

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Monday, 11 October 2010


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Judge Issues Restraining Order

After having Adam Lambert pop up at several locations where he usually hangs out, Taylor Lautner has had his attorney go before a judge who has ordered a restraining order to keep Lambert from following Lautner everywhere.

"I hated to do it", Lautner told 'The Blabbermouth' Monday but this has got to stop. I can't even take out a date to some of the best places with Lambert showing up only ten or fifteen minutes later."

Lautner continued to apologize to Lambert fans saying that he is a fan of Lambert's music but that he is a one-sex man.

However, late Monday night Taylor stated to some reporters who had followed him into a diner and saw him coming right back out, that Lambert was already there. So he couldn't really complain, even though it's happened twice since the restraining order.

"I guess he figured the averages and got there before me. At least he had several friends with him this time. They all gave me a wink and a wave."

Asked about the incident, Adam Lambert denied the whole thing.

"I was completely surprised about the restraining order. These are my hangouts too. If he feels that way, why does he keep coming into gay hangouts like the diner, 'Yeastful Buns'?"

"But there, I need to RESTRAIN myself according to the Judges order."

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