America's Got Talent's Prince Poppycock Says He Has Fallen In Love With Adam Lambert

Written by Abel Rodriguez

Tuesday, 31 August 2010

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Prince Poppycock as he looks without all of his makeup. (Photo courtesy of Piers Morgan).

HOLLYWOOD - The infamously flamboyant Prince Poppycock has confessed to America's Got Talent Host Nick "The Pixie Stick" Cannon that he has developed a crush on Adam Lambert.

When asked by Cannon what it is about Lambert that he finds attractive, "PP" says that there are two or seven things but one is his black fingernail polish.

Princey, as his hair stylist KiKiWiWi of Los Angeles calls him, said that he has always been attracted to black fingernail polish ever since he first saw it on Mel Gibson.

Cannon told Poppycock that Gibson is not gay. "PP" smiled and said that he probably isn't but that his anger and frustration directed at such a nice, quiet, easy going female as his ex-future fiancee Oksana Grigorieva could be a means of his masking his inner femininity as a lot of men tend to do.

Nick told "PP" that he had never thought about it in that way. He then asked him if that is why wrestlers, KKKers, and most Arizonians are always so angry. Poppycock smiled and he gave Nicky a high five.

Cannon told him that one learns something every day. He then asked the Prince about the out-of-control ranting and raving of Glenn Beck.

And again, "PP" giggled and simply said, "Textbook."

SIDENOTE: Prince Poppycock was asked if Adam knows about his crush on him. The Prince giggled again and said that he will once he reads this article. He then told Nick that if Lambert should call him to please feel free to give him his cell phone number.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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