Adam Lambert Carrying A Torch For Taylor Lautner

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Friday, 17 September 2010

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The rumor mill has been going strong this morning that singer Adam Lambert has developed a taste for Twilight star, Taylor Lautner.

"Oh he's looking alright", stated friend and sometimes partner, Drake LaBry. "I'm glad now that we called off the wedding."

Drake appeared very upset when talking to "The Ugly Truth's" female reporter, Robin Christofori. Normally he would not have told the reporter anything concerning himself or Lambert.

"We were at a club last night and Lautner came in with the Country singer he's always around. This is the first time either Adam or I had seen him in person and Adam's tongue was hanging out. Perhaps something else was hanging out also, but I didn't look."

Labry stated that Lautner was definitely a hunk if you cared for that type of thing.

This was when Adam Lambert showed up to go out to lunch with Labry.

"What's up Drake?"

"You are! And it's not over me!", he fled in tears.

"Is he still on that thing about Lautner Taylor? Taylor's after that other Taylor...the singer. Those wolves mate for life. Glad that marriage thing never happened with Drake! Oh well, time to go eat and hold his hand."

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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