Mariah Carey Pregnant with Baby Girl

Funny story written by P.M. Wortham

Friday, 29 October 2010

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The stork doesn't appear to be too happy either

While Carey's partner Nick Cannon reportedly hoped to pack enough firepower in his love muscle to create a boy, the stronger swimmers in the Carey canal were in fact female.

Though ten years younger than Carey and supposedly the man of the house, Cannon was also surprised to learn that Mariah had already picked the baby's name, which reportedly excluded him from the name selection process all together. Close friend to Mariah, Lashawnta Williams says, "If you want to get with Mariah, you have to know up front that she is the only diva in the house. He's lucky she didn't force him to change his name to Nick Carey".

Insiders confirm that there was a battle in the Carey house after the news of the baby naming debacle was made public. The following day, both parents had agreed to the first name of Yowanta, but were at odds over the last name of the child. Carey originally clinging to the idea of using her name only, dropped her diva demands long enough to agree to including Nick's family name along side her own.

Though still pregnant and working their way through the second trimester, both parents are back on harmonious terms. The world waits in anticipation for the birth of Yowanta Carey-Cannon. No one expects her to be teased in school.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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