Mariah Carey Rumoured to be Pregnant With Octuplets!

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Thursday, 28 October 2010


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Mariah's doctor has confirmed that she is definitely having octuplets. (Photo courtesy of Beyonce).

BEVERLY HILLS - It has been announced that the well-endowed songstress Mariah Carey is, as they say in Holland, impregnated.

The wife of America's Got Talent host Nick "The Candlestick" Cannon has apparently not told her husband as of yet, but she will apparently be having octuplets (aka eight babies).

Mariah said that she does not remember taking any type of fertility drugs although she did state that on several occasions she did accidentally brush up against a Xerox machine that her husband has in the office of their Beverly Hills home.

Carey, who is 41, is 12 years older than Cannon. When asked if Nick ever refers to her as a cougar, Mariah smiled and replied that he did, but only once. She said that after he got up off the floor holding his nads he agreed to never, never, never, ever again call her a cougar.

There had been some rumors that Carey may be expecting when her and Mr. Mariah Carey (Nicky) were spotted down in the Brazilian Rain Forest and Carey was wearing a green and blue maternity dress.

Mariah was asked why she has not told her husband that they are having octuplets. She grinned and said that she is waiting for the right time.

[EDITOR'S NOTE: I personally asked Mariah when she feels the right time will be and she rolled her eyes and replied, "When the eighth baby pops out."]

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