Cher Lloyd and Katie Waissel are believed to be at war tonight after Cher stole Katie's hair dresser. A bitter war of words has broken out and Katie is believed to have said "Cher's welcome to him, he's rubbish"
The hairdresser in question is no other than "Fantastic Mr Tony", who last week revealed that Katie's hair had been turned mad by a haunted hair dryer.
Friends of Katie have revealed that this story is also rubbish. "They say "Fantastic Mr Tony" only made that story up to cover up for the fact that he had made a complete mess of Katie's hair. Now he's done the same for Cher's"
And he's right, Cher's hair did show serious evidence of being turned mad on Saturday night's show. Unlike Katie's hair, which was sleek and lovely, just like Rebecca's.
Katie says this transformation is all down to her new hairdresser. His name is Mr Snippy Jazz Cat and he has been doing the picture perfect Rebecca's hair since the show began.
Rebecca offered Katie his services when she saw how sad she had become when she got bullied because of her mad hair.
Katie says Mr Snippy Jazz Cat has also revolutionised her musical direction. He and Rebecca took her to Jazz after Dark and showed her the secrets of real music.
Rebecca and Mr Snippy Jazz Cat are entirely responsible for her fantastic performance of "King of the Swingers". They put a lot of hard work into teaching her the skills of the Jazz Magic and they now hope she never turns back to the dark side of terrible music and terrible hair ever again.
They also hope that once Cher sees what a great job Mr Snippy Jazz Cat has done with Katie that she will also join them so they can form a Jazz Singing Trio that will amuse the world... just like the beautiful, but still sadly fairly unknown, Jazz swing trio The Langley Sisters.
By Katarina Frogpond
