Neil Peart Plays Drums While On Fire!

Funny story written by David Allen Iha

Monday, 25 October 2010

Recently Rush drummer, Neil Peart proved himself worthy again, playing drums on Fire.

Neil Peart was thrown into the sun, and continue to play drums even after his body and drum kit was incinerated in the flames.

"I'm so glad Neil did this, and proved he's still better than dream theater's drummer," says Geddy Lee, Rushs famous leadsinger, bassist, keyboardist frontman.

Rush is hoping that this will finally get them inducted into the Rock 'N Roll Hall of Fame, we asked them what they think about not being inducted already.

"Ehh? They fucking suck," was all they had to say.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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