The Latest Celebrity Craze For Halloween Is Swarovski Pumpkin Seed Vajazzling

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Thursday, 14 October 2010

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Jessica Simpson recently went in to get her hooha 'pumpkin seeded.'

HOLLYWOOD - It is certainly no secret that the celebrities on the Left Coast are always at the forefront of new and different innovations.

The Californians led the way in body piercings including body parts such as eyebrows, lips, tongues, nipples, and of course the crotch cookie.

So when the idea of vajazzling first appeared it was no wonder that the idea originated way out west in a place known as Tinsel Town.

Trixiebelle Lastafickle, publisher and editor of the publication The Wondrous World of Vaginal Vajazzling stated that the latest rage in the vajayjay department is getting ones muffin or biscuit vajazzled using swarovski crystals shaped like pumpkin seeds.

Lastafickle said that this latest craze is in honor of St. Halloween the patron saint of Jack O' Lanterns.

She went on to say that Paula Abdul, the ex-American Idol judge was one of the first to get this pudendal procedure done. Trixiebelle added that others who have since gone in to be 'pumpkin seeded' include Queen Latifah, Katie Couric, Jessica and Ashlee Simpson, Sandra Bullock, Beyonce, and Florence Henderson who is 76-years-old.

Ms. Lastafickle said that this particular procedure is virtually pain free and costs $37 per pumpkin seed with most bikini tacos requiring about 112 or so jewels. The cost is a little over $4,000 but of course the labor kicks the final price up to about $9,000.

In a related story. As a direct result of this extensive vajazzling many hospitals are reporting a sharp increase in males going in with lip, mouth, and tongue injuries.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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