Written by matthatt

Tuesday, 12 October 2010

image for Minka Kelly pictures herself as a flawed old lady
I'm so floored.

Although Minka Kelly has been dubbed the "Sexiest Woman Alive" by Esquire Magazine, she says "I'm cool with my flaws and all that stuff" which is nice, as the as the once young screen actress and former scrubber, is now well on her way to being too old for most Hollywood roles at the grand old age of 30, allegedly.

"Done with the twenties," Kelly says. "I'm confident in my skin; It just feels nice to be at peace with yourself. I think my thirtieth birthday gave me permission to have all that."

The grand dame of actressing is settling into old age comfortably and could well be rubbing shoulders with her peers, Angela Lansbury, Morgan Freeman and Dame Helen Mirren to name drop a few, allegedly.

She will be getting her bus pass next, poor old dear.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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