Miley Cyrus "Who Owns My Ass?" Video Banned

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Monday, 11 October 2010

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Miley Cyrus has ran into the "Parents Television Council" who have voted that her latest video, "Who Owns My Ass?" too sexual for most young viewers.

"My goodness", stated Anne Fischer, head of the parents group. "She's in bed squirming like a night crawler, looking like she's begging for one!"

VP Andrew Munckins stated that he had argued that the video was not all that bad but that he had agreed with the objections, told UP2, "I think Miley and company are pushing it on purpose so we would vote this way. It helps her new publicity push, that she is now an adult."

Others on the panel agreed that Cyrus had had a herd of boyfriends and now owned her own house to let.

"She's doing too many things like this on purpose. She steps over the line and then steps back."

The video shows Miley in bed writhing around in her underwear.

However, a leading ad man told us that Miley may have made a big mistake.

"It's those young teens that are her biggest fans. She's about to push them out by the way she's acting. Most teens know that every cute teen has a nice figure, but Miley doesn't have anything extra to show. She should stay with her younger supporters and allow her talents push her into the adult role as a singer and actress."

But like the song title asks, it's the agents who own her ass at this point...not counting the boyfriends, of course.

This is Harrison Cockerill for UP2.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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