Taylor Lautner Signs For Mozart's Blood?

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Saturday, 4 September 2010

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The latest big news out of Hollywood is that there will be a movie based on the bestseller, 'Mozart's Blood' and that Taylor Lautner will co-star in it. The book is the latest read and it involves around a 400-year-old Vampire Romance!

Lautner, who is usually very communicative on anything that he's involved in, was strangely silent about this.

"It's not official yet, that they are going to make the movie, but if they do, I'd like to be in it."

But he wouldn't say anything about the leading lady part, etc.

If the movie is made, Lautner will be challenged by playing a 30-year-old man named Ugo.

We also talked to an insider who says that he believes the movie will be made.

"I think this is one of the greatest of the vampire tales ever written. It involves actual people in history and, although set in the present, goes back over 400 years of music and vampires!"

According to a recent review of the book, "Just when you thought you had read every great writer in horror writing who matters, along comes author Louise Marley with her amazing and lyrical vampire romance tale of "Mozart's Blood".

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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