Written by Bureau

Saturday, 9 October 2010

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I Used To Be A Male.

While everyone has been caught up in whether Lady Gaga and which sex she be, the talk on the internet today is that Susan Boyle is a man.

Beginning this morning with a scoop from 'The Daily Blabbermouth' about the sex of Mr. Boyle, the other tabloids have ran themselves ragged gathering up what news they can, second-hand!

Apparently a hospital in Scotland has confirmed that Susan Boyle was born 'Peter Boyle' but the family wanted a girl so they worked out a deal in making him grow up as a female.

An operation before he reached the age of 12 meant that her (his) voice would develop the lovely voice we now hear and love so well.

After a call to Mr. Boyle late last night, he finally admitted the fact and stated that he was glad it was all finally out in the open. "Yes I'm a man and I can show you how much of a man if you want to come by and look!"

One thing Boyle mentioned that we were to tell everyone was that he is now looking for the right woman in his life.

Meanwhile, 'The daily Blabbermouth' has learned that the late actor Peter Boyle was a woman! Another Scoop!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Susan Boyle




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