Written by Jaggedone

Thursday, 30 September 2010

image for Tony Curtis (RIP) joins Marilyn in heaven dressed as a Viking in drag!
Arny, lucky bastard, got stuck between Jamie's legs once, phew!

Marliyn Monroe is about to be joined in heaven by Tony Curtis (RIP), he has departed in his Viking boat and this time he doesn't need any "Persuade-ing"!

Tony played many awful roles during his career, but on the other hand played some super stuff especially in the films he made with Marilyn, Jack Lemmon and his old pal Kirk Douglas (is he still around? Ask Michael he should know).

Unforgettable classics such as The Vikings, Boston Strangler, Some like it hot, etc. On the other hand there were some pretty dodgy appearances from Tony in best forgotten TV series, but one the world will not forget was his fumbling role alongside smoothy James bond or was it Roger Moore (?) in the Persuaders.

Another very fine thing that Tony left behind was his once "cracking" looking, long-legged daughter, Jamie Lee, (John Cleeves, you lucky bastard) especially in her role alongside muscleman, Arny, as the betrayed wife playing a Hooker, sexy, man, mega-sexy, the author of this Spoof is dribbling at the mouth whilst writing!

Tony Curtis RIP (you wasn't that bad after all!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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