Nude Stars: Uncovered! (Miley To Marilyn)

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Tuesday, 6 July 2010

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"Wow! That Marilyn..... Great!"

A new book sold in a sealed wrapper claims to be the greatest photograph collection of nude movie stars and singers in history is coming out near the end of the year and will probably sell out the first edition in a few days, according to a spokesman for Outakes Publishing Company in New York.

"We have paid well but this book could be the biggest selling book of the year at $39.95, so we should really do great with it."

The news of the book has some bookstores on tenterhooks because of protesters losing them money, so don't be surprised if you have to purchase it by mail.

What, you are probably asking, about any underage people in the book?

We were told that there were only three and that they were not 'completely' nude as they went as far as was allowed.

"Almost all these people knew what they were posing for and wanted the money or the publicity to become a star so there's no harm here."

We were also informed that the gentlemen are not left out.

Apparently, there are more than 50 pages of the men of fame, in the 400-page book.

So you have some of the nude men of Hollywood and Music posing also, we asked.

"Who do you thing "Marilyn" is in the title? Manson is on page 387!"

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