Justin Bieber Goes Too Far, This Time He's Arrested

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Monday, 13 September 2010

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Although he was booed royally, a policeman who was hit twice by Bieber's water condoms arrested the young man and had him driven away in a squad car.

Bieber had a run-in earlier with a policeman in Maryland who finally was talked out of arresting Bieber by Justin's bodyguards.

"The kid needs to learn a few lessons, number one being that he is not above the law. He should also learn to grow up", stated a spokesman for the police department. "These were also condoms, not balloons."

The crowd got rowdy right after the arrest and several officers were sent down to help out.

The police department accepted a bond payment and allowed Bieber to go on with his show.

"We're not against young people having a good time but this guy needs to grow up. How old is he, 13?"

When told he was 15 or 16, the policeman stated that he was small for his age.

"I doubt if his head would fill out that condom so I guess all he needed them for was for condom balloons. He behaved like a little kid."

"Oh is that right, Officer Reynold?', stated the Captain. "Seems like I remember some similar activities at the Policeman's Ball two years ago!"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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