Manchester - cultural Mecca for young sportsmen with money to burn

Funny story written by matthatt

Monday, 13 September 2010

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They're pacing Piccadilly in packs again, Piccadilly in Manchester that is. There is more than just the one in London.

So, if you SoHo snobs and West End wannabes wanna know where the epicentre of hot things, stuff and malarkey is at, well, its oop north, not in Laaarndun.

They are all mad fer it, and not just in Manchester itself but all the surrounding towns are in on the act which is why on a Friday evening, gateway to the weekend, you will find them all scented and descending from the satellite towns and they are not just whippin' Piccadilly either.

Anything that you reckon is available in the countries capital is also available in Manchester city centre, and for half the price or less.

Recent endorsements from such celebrities as England football genius, Wayne (get in there my son) Rooney and Ricky (I'm just popping to the loo) Hatton just go to prove that you don't need to head south to have a good time.

So if it is entertaining the ladies you are after or you just need a good pharmacist outside of business hours then come and see what the north of England has to offer.

All this, and Oasis come from there, what more could you want?

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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