Written by Noshing Mink

Monday, 6 September 2010

image for Cheryl Cole lookalike goes shopping in Asda
On closer examination, she didn't really look a bit like Cheryl Cole

A woman who slightly resembles singer Cheryl Cole was spotted at Asda yesterday. The attractive lady parked her Audi in a supermarket car park, got out, locked it and collected a trolley. She then pushed the trolley around the shop, picking things up and putting them into the trolley. She was wearing some makeup and lipstick.

She bought four pints of semi-skimmed milk and looked for some fresh doughnuts but didn't find any. She spent about 5 minutes in the drink section and selected a Merlot. She even stopped a sales assistant and asked a question. Eventually, she pushed her trolley to a checkout and started loading her items onto the belt. After they were all scanned, she opened her purse, took out some cash and paid for them. She was helped bag them by the checkout girl, who didn't notice the resemblance between her customer and Cheryl Cole. She then wheeled the trolley back to her car and put the shopping in the boot.

The woman then drove home, stopping on the way to get some unleaded petrol. She doesn't collect stamps. She also bought some bottled water from the petrol shop, which she had obviously forgotten to buy with her groceries. She put her receipt away and drove off.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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