A Transformers 3 extra who was injured while filming a stunt is in a critical condition, and Optimus Prime, the star of the Michael Bay-helmed movie is being held without bail or gasoline at an upstate Illinois impound lot.
Authorities said the crew were filming a stunt late on Wednesday in Hammond, Indiana, when Prime lifted a 1990 Chevrolet Caprice 9C1 and threw it through the windshield of the vehicle that Gabriella Cedillo was inside and hit her.
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"Mr. Prime, while not admitting responsibility for the accident," said Andrew Pepsi, Prime's lawyer. "Would like to extend his deepest, transmission-felt
regret for this terrible incident."
Cedillo was taken to Loyola Medical Centre in the Chicago suburb of Maywood.
"I was just pissed off," said Optimus Prime, who is facing deportation to Mars for his crimes. "All I could think about was Megan Fox, and her smelly armpits."
Prime will be arraigned on September 22nd.