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Thursday, 2 September 2010

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May Have To Sign Health Waiver To Watch!

Transformers 3 is set to be a blockbuster when it comes out but it could be a artery buster also!

"Because of the action and the 3D effect, there could be people with heart conditions that will not be able to handle it", stated Producer's assistant, Harrison Crowe. "So we are asking viewers to sign a health waiver just in case, that says we are not responsible if anyone gets too excited and has a heart attack or stroke."

Apparently things do get wild when the Villian "Shockwave" appears especially. He's the robot cyclops-turned-laser-cannon, who became a dictator of their home world of Cybertron after the other Autobots and Decepticons journeyed to Earth."

"Bay reminded a few people on the staff that Transformers 3 will get rid of the nerdy comedy of the previous two, so this one is a lot more serious."

Crowe also stated that Transformers 3 will get involved with the 'behind the scene happenings' during the old USSR and USA space race, that most never knew was going on during the 1960's-1970's.

"So it will be intense. Therefore you must sign a waiver should the actual movie cause the heart attack."

A spokesman for the movie stated that this reminded him of the old horror ploy of placing a yellow line down the middle of the theater back exit for those who chicken out and leave during a horror show.

"But this could very well cause someone with heart problems to have an attack...especially the scantily clad women!"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Transformers 3




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