Look Out Males, Miley Has Announced Her Split With Liam Hemsworth!

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Thursday, 26 August 2010

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According to the latest Hollywood update, Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth are calling it quits.

You know what that means. She's on the prowl once again and will haul you off to daddy's place any day now.

Some say she sucks all the juice out of the big strong guys, so if you're not so big and strong, she may KILL you!

Of course all the sweetsy stuff is going on and how wonderful Liam has been about the whole thing. And to sum it all up, go back and reread all she stated last time this happened.

In June, all of two months ago, she took to her website to deny rumors that they've called it quits at that time as he was usually seen just hanging around wherever she went.

On her website, she told fans: "Just wanna clear up a rumor. Liam [Hemsworth] and I did not break. EVER! We are so happy and a lot of that has to do with the amazing relationship he has with my family."

There should be a billboard out there by the family home in California that points the way with the big letters "SHIT CREEK!"

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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