Kim Kardashian Turns Justin Beiber Into, Sex Slave/Boy Toy

Funny story written by Buck E Filbert

Thursday, 26 August 2010


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"A man's eroticism is a woman's sexuality."

After a recent photo shoot for Elle magazine. Justin Beiber became infatuated with Kim Kardashian's, badonkadonk. Justin just couldn't get over Kim's rear end. It appears he is totally fixated on her butt and can't think of anything else.

Kim has totally taken advantage of the situation and has turned Justin, into a jellyfish of a young man, by not letting him gaze upon her ample posterior unless he does exactly a she says.

"It all started out as a joke, said a Kardashian family insider, Justin was so infatuated with Kim, she started abusing him for fun. For example, she made him cut off his famous bangs and then fashioned them into handcuffs. Now he just lays around, handcuffed with his bangcuffs,like a worm, hoping Kim will pay attention to him". He does what ever Kim says, it's pathetic.

Kim has a reputation for growing bored with things very quickly. Friends are betting that it's only a matter of time before Justin, is handed down, from Kim to her little sisters.

Kendall and Kylie are known to be pretty rough with new pets and we'll see if Justin has what it takes to make it through their torture chamber of hell on earth.

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Buck E Filbert

Somewhere thinkin:

"Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There's too much fraternizing with the enemy."

Henry Kissinger

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