John Travolta Only Real Star on Dancing with the Stars this Season

Written by Charpa93

Wednesday, 25 August 2010

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This is the way they do it in Joisey

After all the drama caused by Kate Gosselin on Season 10 of Dancing with the Stars, the show's producers are looking for more of the same. Forget talent, forget fox trots done with finesse, the show is out to prove that if they (reality stars) can cause a ruckus on their own shows, then they sure as hell can bring it to DWTS' dance floor.

Season 11 is geared up to include some of the craziest, most idiotic personalities reality television can throw up including the Situation from Jersey Shore. Seriously, who calls their kid Situation? At any rate, he is hoping to compete against other great Jerseyites such as Teresa Giudice and Danielle Staub from the 'Real Housewives of New Jersey.' Danielle Staub, especially is a hot ticket item ever since she armed herself with bodyguards with guns for the last episode of the season. In fact, there is so much Jersey talent (a term used loosely) expected to headline the show that they are thinking of changing the name of the show to 'Dancing in Joisey.'

Stay tuned. This is one reality show you aren't going to want to miss. Oh, and just to make things even more appealing, it's rumored that 'Saturday Night Fever' megastar John Travolta has tentatively agreed to dance on the show as well even though he's a cut above the rest of his fellow Jerseyites because (1) he likes to dance and (2) he's from Jersey. Need we say more?

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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