Taylor Swift and Her Brand New Main Squeeze Toby Hemingway Vacationing Up In Maine

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Thursday, 2 September 2010

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The landlocked salmon is the state fish of Maine. (Photo courtesy of Emeril Lagasse).

KENNEBUNKPORT, Maine - The country singing sensation Taylor Swift was finally able to find a little time to take off from her hectic music concert tour and relax in the relaxing capital of New England the state of Maine.

Swift and her brand new boyfriend Toby Hemingway (no relation to Ernest Hemingway or Toby Keith) accompanied her and got to listen to every song that little Taylor has ever written.

Taylor was asked what she thinks about her new beau Toby who at 24, is five years older than Taylor. She replied that she knows that their relationship will be good for at least half a dozen songs.

Hemingway who is an actor has appeared in The Covenant, The Feast of Life, and the British movie's Beating Around The Bloomin' Bush and the sequel Beating Around The Bloomin' Bush 2 Mate.

Taylor laughed when she told the story of her and Toby going into a seafood restaurant in Kennebunkport. Toby told the waitress that he had heard that the landlocked salmon was very good.

The waitress turned red and excused herself. Taylor started giggling. She had set him up. She told him that the state fish of Maine is the landlocked salmon and it is considered as sacred in Maine as cows are in India.

When the waitress returned with the manager, Toby apologized and told the waitress that he had decided to have the Fried Sardines Basted in A&W Root Beer instead.

Taylor said that she would like to try the Stir Fried Sperm Whale Smothered in Scalloped Oyster Ovaries.

SIDENOTE: Taylor and Toby first met when he appeared in her music video titled "Mine." She hinted that they will appear together in her next video entitled, "Yours."

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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