Cameron Diaz Drops A Bombshell: She Has Not Had Sex In Three Years

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Friday, 20 August 2010


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Cameron Diaz wants to remind people that her last name is pronounced Dee-US.

VENICE BEACH - Cameron Diaz who recently starred with Tom Cruise in Knight and Day revealed quite a bombshell to a reporter for Rolling Stone Magazine.

Cameron said that she is not the middle aged sexpot that a lot of people think she is. Everyone thinks that she is out with a different guy each night and doing the 'Wild Thang.'

Diaz, whose name is pronounced [Dee-US] and not [Dee-ASS] as so many critics, directors, and fans erroneously pronounce said that as unbelievable as it may sound, she has not had sex since 2007.

When asked why she has not had sex in three years, Cameron, who is 37, just smiled and said that she was just too busy doing other things.

She was asked who the last lucky guy that had sex with her was. Diaz blushed and put her index finger to her mouth and said that she would never tell.

[EDITOR'S NOTE: Larry King stated that Cameron Diaz last had sex on April 26, 2007, with Roberto Fiestaguez, a minor league baseball player who pitches for the Modesto Earthquakers of The San Andreas Minor League.]

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