Musical Bombshell - Kanye West Is Dating Taylor Momsen

Written by Abel Rodriguez

Thursday, 19 August 2010

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This is a bling bling necklace charm that Kanye bought with part of the $7,000 that Rev. Al Sharpton lent him.

BOISE, Idaho - Kanye West was in Boise, Idaho performing at The Mashed Potatoes Arena when he was asked about the rumor that he was dating Courtney Love lookalike Taylor Momsen.

West, grinned and shook his head and said that he isn't really dating TayMom, but that he just kind of hits on her every now and then.

When told that the National Enquirer, CNN, Cosmopolitan Magazine, and Ellen DeGeneres had all verified that they were in fact an item, West The Pest changed his mind and admitted that they were dating.

He said that it is really nothing serious since he still is not to happy about all the fuss that, that skinny little white girl Taylor Swift made when he walked up on stage and took the microphone away from her and told everyone that Beyonce should have won the award.

Kanye said that things got so bad for him that no one would book him and he ended up having to spend six months receiving unemployment benefits, food stamps, free butter, free cheese, and free watermelons.

He said that it was hell because for one thing most of the watermelons were already spoiled.

Kanye said that luckily the Rev. Al Sharpton lent him $7,000 to help tide him over. He was later criticized for misappropriating some of that money. Kanye said that he wanted to squelch the rumor that he used the $7,000 to buy herself some bling bling.

West said that he only used about $1,700 on bling bling and the rest he used for rent, utilities, hair products, and CDs.

In a related story. Kanye West wanted to disprove the rumor that he was going to play the lead part in 'The Story of RuPaul.'

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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