Braille porn magazine for the blind is a huge success

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Sunday, 15 August 2010

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The blind have had their prayers answered. Well, all right not quite - because we assume that their prayers would involve something about them getting their sight back. But they have had their "back up" prayers answered. As of last week there is a new porn magazine on the top shelf dedicated to those with visual impairment - "Eye touch U"

The entire magazine - and all of the photos - are in detailed braille allowing the blind to sample every luscious contour with the use of their fingertips. In fact the experience is reckoned to be so hot that many people who still have their sight are learning braille to get in on the action.

"There have been one or two teething troubles" Said the owner of the magazine. "Mainly that readers of these magazines need their hands free for, er, multitasking activities whilst they read"

Opponents of the magazine are angry. A spokesperson for the blind said "It's because of magazines like this that most of the readers went blind in the first place"

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