Written by Bureau

Saturday, 24 July 2010

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Deputy Harrison Cockrill stated that he had never seen anything like it before.

"This facilities has become a zoo. Ever since that Lohan gal got here, there's been so many in and out, SHE could have walked out at any time and I'd never know any difference."

Cockrill said that seeing one of the ladies is OK but when there's a strong resemblance to 20 others and all have wigs and make-up, "Osama Ben Laden himself could have gotten past us, if he'd shaved & wore a blond wig."

"That Hilton woman, she even forget that she was visiting Lohan and tried to call a secretary to come and tell us that the secretary had the marijuana and had put it in her purse by mistake. Can you beat that?"

"Her head sort of sits on her neck funny, doesn't it? Maybe she has been in a few wrecks. Doesn't surprise me."

At that time Ms. Hilton came through the door on her way out of the facilities, waved 'bye bye' and left.

Next thing you know she's hit the gas pedal on her car which was in 'forward' instead of 'reverse', and we heard the noise inside.

If anyone remembers that one scene in the "Back To The Future" movies where 'Biff and the hoods' ran into the back of a manure truck, this was similar only it was a poop pumper with a tank and the hose had burst spraying Paris and her convertible.

She waves at us again. Yells "Shit Happens!" and pulls on around the truck, almost hitting the driver who's pretty pissed.

"Aren't you going to arrest her?"

"What do you think?"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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