Longtime viewers of the Fox News show "The O'Reilly Factor" were aghast when the host Bill O'Reilly started his opening monologue with the words "I have a confession to make."
Then O'Reilly removed the top of his head, revealing an undersized skull. "Yes, I am a pinhead. My real name is Zippy, not Bill.I just can't live a lie anymore."
He then put on a polka dot mumu and big yellow shoes and ran around the studio screaming "Am I having fun yet? AM I HAVING FUN YET???"
Later that evening O'Reilly burst into Glenn Beck's studio screaming "We're pinheads now, we are not whole, we're pinheads all, jocko homo!"
Neither Fox News or Bill Griffith have released a statement as of press time.
