Peter Crouch to take up basketball

Written by SPECTRUM

Sunday, 24 January 2010

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Crouch claims he can score more in basketball

Footballer Peter Crouch the very tall skinny guy that looks like a pipe cleaner is to take up basketball. He claims that although he scores occasionally when he plays football he reckons he will score more often playing basketball.

We are all familiar with famous basketball teams like the Harlem Globe Trotters and famous players like Meadowlark Lemon. Crouch has said that he will be joining a basketball team in London called The Peckham Del Trotters and he reckons he will play well and will not be called a plonker.

As we made the mistake of sending our smallest reporter to interview Peter he had to Crouch down to speak to us.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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