Written by Abel Rodriguez

Friday, 6 August 2010

image for The Three Kardashian Sisters To Battle Gabourey Sidibe, Niecy Nash, and Aretha Franklin In The New Reality Show "Battle of The Big Ass Butts"
Music for the new reality show will be provided by Dawg Dawg Washington & His Fa Shizzle Ma Nizzle Hip Hoppers.

HOLLYWOOD - From the producers of American Idol, America's Got Talent, and Dancing With The Adulterous Cheaters comes a new physically challenging reality show Battle of The Big Ass Butts.

America's Got Talent Producer Wyatt McViolin told The National Enquirer that the show will take place at The Staples Center, home of the world champion Los Angeles Lakers.

McViolin said that the teams will consist of Kim, Khloe, and Kourtney Kardashian, who will be known as the White Team or "SAG." And Niecy Nash, Aretha Franklin, and Gabourey Sidibe will be known as the Black Team or "NAG."

When asked if the color reference didn't have some kind of a racist element to it, McViolin became somewhat upset and said, "Ah no it does not. Unless of course one is prone to always be looking for some bigoted factor in every single thing that is said or done, whether it be imagined, prefabricated, or otherwise suggestively initiated."

Kourtney Kardashian, the oldest of the Kardashian's and the one with the biggest ass as well, replied that when she sees black people such as Niecy, Aretha, or Gabourey she does not see color, but instead she sees fatness.

She went on to say that everyone knows that fatness has no color, it could be white, black, purple, or in the case of the suntanned country singer Wynonna Judd, orange.

SIDENOTE: The show will have its premier in October and it will be co-hosted by two big time fatties, John "The Bayou Blob" Goodman and Queen "Butchy" Latifah.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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