Los Angeles California- Although she tried to play coy and claim she is single, Kim Kardishian admitted to Dr.Phil she might have found a new beau.
"Does he make you happy Kim", the ever so curious doctor questioned.
"Yes very much so. I love him with all my heart. Even though he'll never be as fat and porky as Reggie, I'll take him."
Phil looking puzzled asked how the two communicated. When Ronaldo did not have a single English word in him.
"Well you see we made up this new line of communicating. I scratch my pits when I want him to take me out for a walk. He cries when he wants me out of the room. And we both run around waving our arms when we're grossed out by each other.
The speechless doctor laughed, causing Kim to blush and Christiano who was in the audience to scratch his pits. Kim seeing this blew him a kiss (in her language meaning fuck off). At this Christiano barked and put his fist in his mouth. Kim went into hysterics speaking some made up Ebonics , while waving her legs. The audience went into an uproar hooting in the back and copying her actions.
Phil and his wife Frankenstein asked security to please escort the smitten young lady back to her dressing room.
