Snooki Arrested In New Jersey!

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Saturday, 31 July 2010


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Jersey Shore cast member Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi has been arrested in the New Jersey beach town, Seaside Heights, where the MTV show is based.

Seaside Heights Police Chief Thomas Byrd says Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi was arrested at around 3:30 p.m. Friday afternoon and charged with disorderly conduct after other beach goers reported she was "bothering them".

So far. no one has explained what "bothering them" means.

Police will only say that Polizzi was processed at their police headquarters and released on a summons.

However, we did get a word for a few bucks from a beach goer.

The actress.."Snoopy" is it? Well, Snoopy was going around the beach with her boobs about to burst her top. I think she had fixed them that way but made sure they wouldn't actually pop out. She kept coming up to couples sitting on the sand, leaning way over into the guy's face and asking him if he knew the time."

The beach goer stated that it must have been the time for the guy to get slapped because he heard it several times.

"Well, actually I saw it. I thought it might be fun to follow her around. I think I might have gotten an extra tail-wiggle for my effort."

Snooki was also there the day before for the balloon festival. She entered two.

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