Written by Mister Meaner

Thursday, 29 July 2010

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Dutch model Lara Stone, the wife of the so-called comedian David Walliams, has said that she is to take legal action against the French edition of Playboy magazine after the publication printed "unauthorised photographs" of her in its June edition.

She has instructed lawyers to commence proceedings against the magazine and photographer Greg Lotus in Paris. She said:

"It's not the kind of publication I would ever choose to appear in," adding "I feel I have been left with no option but to take steps to protect my reputation."

Quite why a 'model' feels she has to 'protect her reputation', when her main source of income is derived from shuffling up and down a catwalk in her size 7 shoes, pouting suggestively, and flaunting her body and the gap between her front teeth for all the world to see, is anybody's guess, but that's what the dim-witted Walliams-wife has decided to do.

Presumably, she wasn't embarrassed enough by marrying her weirdo husband, and needed to drag her already, in my opinion, sullied reputation still further through the 'entertainment mud', in order to remind magazine publishers she is still available to smile for the cameras, and to expose that extremely wide gangway in her tushy-pegs - you know, the one you could drive a bus through.

One playboy told me:

"Usually models like to get their mugs in the papers, and will do almost anything to achieve this. They use their bodies as tools with which to hammer their images into the collective memories of the public. By nature, they solicit themselves, compromising their privacy for easy cash. It seems that Lara Stome has lot the plot, somewhat."

And she's got a big gap in her front teeth.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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