Robert Pattinson Shows Youth How To Grab Ass!

Funny story written by Bureau

Wednesday, 21 July 2010

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Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart surprised more of their fans by showing up at a small town in Illinois at the showing of "Twilight: Eclipse" as they have been doing for over a week now.

"The Movie people have scattered our cast members so that we can go out and thank the fans who have helped us in our careers by coming to the movies."

Kristen stated that actually Taylor Lautner was supposed to be there but he had scheduled two places at once, or rather, his agent had. So they bailed for him.

Everyone wanted photos so the girls lined up with Robert and the guys with Kristen. This went well until some young twerp grabbed her butt and ran off.

"I hope you got a pic of that", he yelled to a friend, who had been standing behind them."

Pattinson, not pleased with the performance, stated that they needed to leave. Thanked everyone for coming. Then accompanied Kristen Stewart back into a limo that had pulled up earlier, grabbing Stewart's butt all the way to the car.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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