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Monday, 19 July 2010

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Actress Ashley Greene has apparently apologized to Kristen Stewart over the spat the last two weeks concerning Robert Pattinson.

As still another "As The Twilight Turns" rumor runs it's course, like always, there was a little truth and a lot of adding onto. That is the way Hollywood runs and has ever since the moving picture business came along.

"I remember my grandmother talking about 'Liz and Eddie and Debbie' I think the third one was", stated a source with the Twilight group.

"As near as we can tell, Ashley made a big play for Pattinson but it didn't go as planned so a lot of innuendo came out in the press."

As far as Ashley Greene is concerned, the Source told us that she witnessed her apology to Kristen. Kristen accepted it but there is still a coldness between them.

Greene herself stated that she didn't want to talk about it. She stated that Kristen and Robert have worked everything out and that, if she had caused problems, she had apologized.

Another member of the cast supported Greene.

"Sometimes you get tired of hearing and reading about Pattinson, Stewart and Lautner. You would think they made up the entire cast of Twilight. Well, they don't."

It seems there's a lot of green-eyed vampires and werewolves about.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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