Trapeze artist Pink falls out of her basket whilst attempting to sing!

Funny story written by Jaggedone

Saturday, 17 July 2010

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Pink in her helicopter just about to free fall over the alps without a safety net, brave Lassie!

Pink was once punk, but now she's determined to master the art of swinging on the high trapeze and this skill can have it's "down points"!

Yesterday in Germany she was swinging to and fro, forgot her words whilst attempting to sing, took a swing for the worst and oops, fell into the crowd below.

Luckily she didn't fall on any unsuspecting German fans and they survived the ordeal and as for Pink, well she was OK, just.

Pink is a confused Lassie, she sings, dances around like Madonna, swings on her trapeze like a demented Orang Utan whilst desperately attempting to find her real goal in life.

Her boyfriend, a slightly deranged stunt motorbiker is also prone to a few accidents and Pink being the Tomboy she is desperately wants to show him a wild trick or two.

In fact next year they are planning a spectacular show, her on the trapeze and him on the stunt bike swinging into each others arms whilst jumping over 50 buses strung out across the Grand Canyon, a death wish kiss in the middle and then plunging to their deaths without a safety net, it's bound to be a certain sell out!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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