Most people would expect a tell-all interview after reading a provocative title like that, or at least some sort of a funny story full of references to genitalia, according to the satirist who wrote the title.
Well, too bad for you, he says. You've just been punked.
"I wrote that title to get hits," he said. "The story isn't even important to me. In fact, as soon as the word count for this article reaches the one-hundred miminum, I'm out of here."
Don't believe me? Just watch.
Eighty-eight, eighty-nine, ninety, ninety-one, ninety-two, ninety-three, ninety-four, ninety-five, ninety-six, ninety-seven, ninety-eight, ninety-nine, one-hundred.
