Octopus Paul Lost - The movie

Written by Gazzer G

Monday, 12 July 2010

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Filming of the infamous back-story has already begun.

Famous octopus Paul is to be made into a blockbuster movie directed by Carlton Chews of Lost fame.

He will be played by The Elephant Man who shot to fame in the 1980s after his Oscar winning portrayal of John Hurt. Other stars lined up include Lost actor Goldie who won a Golden Chew award from the producer for his heart-wrenching performance as Vincent.

Carlton, conceived in South East London and popular for his refusal to put an 'h' as the second letter of his first name, has hinted that Paul is washed up on a deserted island - or is it?

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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