Written by Bureau

Tuesday, 13 July 2010

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Japanese fans find Pattinson and Stewart. You can run but you cannot hide.

Realizing this, they had a prepared statement sent to all their Japanese fans and also sent to reporters. The statement is as follows:

"This is Robert Pattinson. Kristen Stewart and I have come to Japan to have some time alone. Will you do that for us? Give us some time alone? If so, we'll have a one-day 'Give & Take' session before we leave, wherever it can be held. That is a promise. Our fans mean a lot to us but we need some time alone during the next couple of days. See you in person soon. Robert Pattinson.

Fans in Tokyo have basically agreed to this.

"We will see them on stage, answering questions, not running away for a taxi", stated one. "We prefer that too."

Another fan stated that she admired how Kristen Stewart had always included fans from all over the world.

"She does not pull her eyes into slits like Miley. We do not look that way and it wasn't nice. She apologized but she should not act like a ten year old."

The couple have now disappeared, supposedly to a private residence, kept secret.

Looking forward to their press conference with their fans, this is Chester Ingraham in Tokyo, Japan.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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