Is That Britney's Face Or That Of Tonja Harding?

Funny story written by Bureau

Tuesday, 6 July 2010

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Britney Spears has had a hard road to travel and some recent photographs show her looking more like Tonya Harding, that Britney of even 2 years ago. Without the make-up, she looks more like your average WalMart shopper. She must spend a lot of time with the make-up artists before each appearance.

A recent pic following an investigation by the Los Angeles Department of Children and Family Services did nothing to help the face.

As the saying goes, "The head looks like it's worn out several bodies". She certainly looks like she aged ten years over the past six months. It's like, "here's Britney Spears grandmother!"

If you catch any of these recent non-make-up pics, place them alongside the ones of ten years ago. Doesn't look like it's the same person, does it? It's not quite the same as Michael Jackson but it's getting closer each day.

The latest from the street is that she's been getting offers from the rehab clinics ever since the photos were printed.

So forget the vampires and werewolves so popular these days, just try not to meet this face on the street after dark.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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