Cheryl gives Ashley and Lady-Boy lover her Blessing.

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Thursday, 1 July 2010

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Lickya Balsov, says Ashley prefers her 'natural look'

Yesterday, we revealed the sensational news that the latest subject of Ashley Cole's attentions, was none other than Russian born 'lady-boy', Lickya Balsov.

Today, Cole's estranged wife Cheryl sent him her warmest wishes and hoped that they would be 'happy together'.

She said of Ashley, 'When we were together he often said that he felt that something was missing between us. I had no idea what he meant until now!'

Statuesque Lickya, originally from Moscow, said that all she wanted to do was to make Ashley happy and would bend over back-wards (or indeed forwards) to achieve this.

Lickya (28) is due to fly out to Barbados on Friday to meet up with Cole who is already there with friends.

'I'm really looking forward to getting out there' said Lickya, 'Ashley has texted to say that I'm going to get a good roasting as soon as I land, so I can only imagine the weather must be very hot indeed!'

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