A hitherto thoroughly unreliable news source contacted Skoob News today, claiming that occasionally bad-tempered and much loathed celeb bap-flasher Katie Price has been taking mud wrestling lessons.
It's widely thought that if the unsubstantiated rumours should freakishly turn out to be true, that Price could be pursuing this new career path in order to please her husband, cage-boxing cross fighter, Alex Reid.
We were told that Katie Price has gone right off equestrianism, electing instead to take up an activity which she could share with Alex.
Reactions to the news were mixed.
Cindy Slutz, of the World Mud Wrestling Confederation (WMWC) told us:
"I think it's quite exciting actually. Just imagine Katie and Pammie Anderson grappling one another, all covered in mud. Wearing nothing but the skimpiest bikinis. Ooh, that would be a scenario to die for. Mind you, I am bisexual, you know. So I'm probably a bit biased."
Germaine Topgear of feminist group 'Lesbians Against Looking Even Vaguely Attractive' countered with:
"It's pathetic. It's just titillation for the dirty mac brigade. Balloons in mud. Plastic balloons at that. It's disgusting, shameful, and degrading. Do you have tickets?"
Alex Reid was unavailable for comment and nobody else would talk to us because they reckon we look a bit shifty.
More as we get it.
