Nude Internet Photos of Vanessa Hudgens Are Really of Her

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Tuesday, 29 June 2010

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Vanessa Hudgens says that she was almost named Arugula after one of her aunts.

CLEVELAND - Vanessa Hudgens was in town with her aunt Arugula Hudgens visiting the world famous Iron Ore Barge Museum and Souvenir Shop.

She was asked how things between her and Zac Efron were going. She blushed and said that every time she thinks about him she gets a bit of a tingling sensation down near the crotch region of her underwear.

Hudgens, who is 21, has starred in High School Musical 1-3, Community College Musical 1-2, and Dental School Musical 1.

She says that she is looking forward to begin filming on Charleen Belle Pinnzucker's vampire-comedy epic Bite Me Bitch.

The film is based on an adaptation of Lorenzo Scallabuffinos 16th century novel, Bite Me Ye Slovenly Bitch.

Co-starring with Hudgens will be Brenda Song, Demi Lovato, and Ke$ha. Vanessa will be playing the part of Sultafina Sorceress of The Cuckoo Birds.

Hudgens was asked about the new nude photos that are currently floating around the Internet. She asked if it was the ones where she was wearing nothing but a New York Yankees cap?

She was told no. She then asked, the ones where she was only wearing a Dallas Cowboys helmet? No.

Hudgens asked for a hint. The ones where she was wearing nothing but a $10,000 Ladies Rolex Watch.

She said that she cannot lie. The Internet pictures are most definitely her. They have not been photo-shopped, altered, or augmented in any way, shape, or form.

Vanessa said that she does regret having taken the three photos with a baby chick standing on her head. She said that her aunt Arugula said that it made her look fat.

In other news. Due to the popularity of the MTV reality show, 'Jersey Shore,' the state of New Jersey has just voted to make Italian the state's official language.

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