Real Housewives skank Danielle Staub has made a shocking announcement, and it is not the "I think penis is delicious" announcement she made just two days ago: Staub claims to be a full-fledged member of the Gay community.
Staub, who is currently making a living selling video of an obviously blind, deaf and desperate man banging her, made the announcement after standing at a busy NYC street corner holding a sign which read "Pay Attention To Me!!!"
"I haven't even begun my work in the gay community yet," Staub said. "I want to go to the Senate, I want to take a face shot from Alabama Senator Dick Shelby, and then maybe pass a bill and get gay marriage legalized."
She continued: "I go to events, I march in rallies. and I've looked like a middle-aged transsexual Cher impersonator since 1977, so I've been a part of the gay community for 30 years."
Staub is also rumored to be in a lesbian relationship with singer Lori Michaels. Staub keeps her 10s of fans guessing by referring to Michaels as her "gf" on Twitter. She also refers to her as "Twatbreath Lickalottapuss" and "The hairy butter gutter".
Staub refers to herself as the "melting wax replica of Liberace" and the couple as "sluts with nuts."
