Lady Gaga Tells Her Parents to "Get Lost"

Funny story written by Charpa93

Thursday, 24 June 2010

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Lady Gaga Falling to Pieces?

Some say Lady Gaga has finally reached the pinnacle of her success and is set to make a hard spiral downward if she doesn't adjust her mental attitude.

Instead of welcoming the attention she obviously craves from her fans, she is turning them away in droves, yelling at them to "fu*k off" and "get the hell away from me" when they approach her for autographs.

So angry she's become at trying to dodge her admirers that she's even turned her ire on her own family.

While dining out with her parents at an exclusive restaurant, one of her mother's friends just happened to be dining at the next table. While Gaga was in the restroom, the mother agreed to have Gaga autograph a napkin when she returned.

Gaga returned to the table and had begun to talk about her favorite subject, herself, when her mother interrupted and asked for the autograph. "You'd have thought I'd asked my daughter to kill for me the way she went off," said Cynthia Bisset, Gaga's mother. Lady Gaga reportedly told her parents to "get lost" and then left the restaurant in a huff.

Gaga's mother says she's not really shocked. "I've seen this side of Stefani before. You are only now seeing what Lady Gaga is capable of, but Lady Gaga has been a part of Stefani's personality since she was about three years old. Whenever Stefani wouldn't get her way, out would come Lady Gaga to wage the royal battle, whatever it was. Stefani has always been this theatrical, so we're not that surprised at tonight's outburst. She'll get over it."

Then Gaga's mother added with a wistful smile, "I have to admit that I hate Lady Gaga, but I do still love my little Stefani with all my heart."

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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